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Okay, so now you can't say I didn't try.

The girl dorm-mates (yes, the naked-at-night ones) are giggly silly Italians, and the guys (yes, the gorgeous shirtless blond being one of them) are ignorant British assholes.

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I'm in bed, and suddenly not sleepy anymore. Tomorrow has to be spend at Columbia University - it just has to - or I'm going back home.